Grimoire of Aconcit: Archive

But don't cry, we've still got more memories to...

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Apr 4th

Jan 23rd

Noriko: I'd want to cuddle you and kiss you even if you were homeless, dirty, and had greasy hair like you do now.
Aconcit: It's not greasy! I washed it!
Noriko: Look at it!
Aconcit: I used conditioner today..
Noriko: You're supposed to rinse it out.
Aconcit: I did, but I accidentally used conditioner instead of shampoo.
Noriko: I love you!

Jan 23rd

1 note

Scallops

Aconcit: The west nile virus is good with sour cream. Aconcit: Mom: hit my box every three times Noriko: Hit my vagina every three times Aconcit: box = sour cream Aconcit: Every three thrusts Aconcit: It was a failes innueno okay

Dec 26th

FUUUUUCKING

Twenty years old.

Sep 19th

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OOH RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE, I’VE BEEN GOOD TODAY SO I DESERVE IT BUT IT’S SO UNHEALTHY! MAYBE I CAN CANCEL IT OUT WITH A CELERY STICK OK WHAT IF I JOG IN PLACE WHILE I EAT A CELERY STICK… MMM RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE-

Sep 18th

I want

Beef Jerky. I’m going to make myself a sandwich.

Sep 18th

Kidult

Child, they manipulating you. You’re being charmed child! Their collection of masks look mighty fine. They squeeze your efforts out and leave the dried core to rest. They’re making a new pitchin’ mound to reinforce the old exposed broken one child. I’m warning you child, don’t be foolin’ around with them. lol Naw they coo. Watchoo gon do?

Sep 7th

Book signing party

I feel anger and hate for the first time in a long time. Also I tried these new fizzy skittles and they’re disgusting. They leave this excess foam in your mouth.

Sep 5th

A concerned mother fucker.

I hate the sensitive moods my medication have put me in. I hate blaming things on chemicals but I really feel they’ve fucked me over again. Not to say I wouldn’t be sad without it, but I feel like I could control myself better if I didn’t have this penalty. I think the one thing I care about is coming to an end. I don’t know if I’ll stick around as Aconcit for long as...

Sep 4th

4 tags

Multifaros makes me want to castle climb.

Sep 4th

2 notes

These skittles taste

No

Sep 4th

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I’m sorry Noriko and cheatar1, I wish I could explain it better. I’d hate it if someone tried to tell me to not talk to the person I value the most. There are just a few things bothering me and if they weren’t there I’d stay calm and quiet. I don’t want to control anyone and if things are meant to work out they should just fall into place. I’m being damaging...

Sep 3rd

So random.

I feel sad. DEPRESSION FAP SESSION SUPPRESSION of AGGRESSION. Zero DISCRETION of an OBSESSION with a valued POSSESSION. Zero PROGRESSION on a valued PROFESSION therefore no PROCESSION. EXPRESSION of ACCESSION leading to REGRESSION to RECESSION. I like this song that’s playing though.

Sep 1st

2 notes

Never

You never take a girl out of guard mode. -Noriko

Aug 30th

I love you.

An elephant more than an elephant. And that’s some super strong double stacked shit too!!!!!

Aug 28th

Ants in the pants

I felt a bug crawling in my boxers so I changed them. NORIKO: Why are you moving around so much? ACONCIT: I’m changing my boxers. NORIKO: Wat. Why? ACONCIT: I felt an ant in there. I don’t want it to crawl…up there. NORIKO: ……… ACONCIT: >_< NORIKO: You can’t say “crawl up my butt”? What are you five? ACONCIT: …>_<.....

Aug 28th

Aug 27th

Get some.

Aug 26th

Your attendance is way too high.

DIE DIE DIE JUMPLUFF DIE DIE Do you have any proof of that notion, my lord? Fuckin……..tofu sloppy joes. You’re a wee little baby! And You don’t deserve your appetizers. Suprise bags are $1. It’s written right on the bag you butt.

Aug 26th

:(

Can’t sleep. I love you.

Aug 26th

.....

OH MY GOD MY FART KILLED YOU

Aug 25th

Life is like a dark abyss.

And I have morning wood. (over an hour now)

Aug 20th

あああああああああああああああ…: GOOD MORNING! HAVE AN EGG... →

GOOD MORNING! HAVE AN EGG MCMUFFIN! IT CAME WITH A HASH BROWN. AND ORANGE JUICE! I DIDN’T GET STRAWS THOUGH. ACTUALLY, THEY DIDN’T GIVE ANY TO ME. BASTARDS. THEY WEREN’T SHY ON KETCHUP THOUGH. WHY THE HELL DO I NEED KETCHUP FOR A MCMUFFIN? AND THEY ONLY GAVE ME ONE NAPKIN. ONE NAPKIN FOR…

Aug 19th

2 notes

Aug 19th

I love Norikomori

It may seem weird on the outside but it’s true. I’ve been in a conversation with her every second we started talking and I couldn’t be happier about it. I first thought she was interesting and we talked on Hikiculture and even then I started to like her. Then we started talking on Steam and our relationship has progressed since then. I’ve never been more comfortable...

Aug 16th

NORIKO

<3

Aug 13th

FISHERS

somekindoflolibattlemachine: And even in one case a small child. SNOOPING AND SHIT

Aug 10th

1 note

Thinking of things to do with the alleged hunk of skin on my back. Noriko: lmfao My hands just grab a bunch of skin In the end I can use it as a blanket Aconcit: I just got over having a hump back or something. Noriko: Can I use it as a blanket Aconcit: Of course. I can also grab it and spread it out so I can fly like a flying squirrel. Noriko: And when you get out of the shower you have...

Aug 10th

I have one follower and it's my girlfriend. x_x

Ask me about my morning wood. http://www.formspring.me/Aconcit

Aug 3rd

Comfortable depression.

Lying in bed in this state is almost nostalgic. My emotions have depressed, my aspirations are missing, I have nobody to talk to and I’m unprepared for the oncoming shitpocalypse. And yet with these things I feel comfortable and this is where I want to be right now. I’ll enjoy my peace while I can. I didn’t have morning wood today or yesterday. I also got some bacon salt,...

Jul 31st

I'm not a pedophile.

Am I?

Jul 29th

It has come to my attention...

…that I have morning wood.

Jul 29th

Feeling like a cinnamon bun

I live on Fairy Lake and I don’t sparkle.

Jul 29th

And here's a picture of me.

I have a stupid bat fetish.

Jul 29th

Hi, I am Aconcit and I will post my conceptions...

I had morning wood today.

Jul 28th