Grimoire of Aconcit

Apr 04

But don’t cry, we’ve still got more memories to make

heh heh

Jan 22

A baby by me and Noriko.

It’s better than yours, deal with it.

• Noriko: I'd want to cuddle you and kiss you even if you were homeless, dirty, and had greasy hair like you do now.
• Aconcit: It's not greasy! I washed it!
• Noriko: Look at it!
• Aconcit: I used conditioner today..
• Noriko: You're supposed to rinse it out.
• Aconcit: I did, but I accidentally used conditioner instead of shampoo.
• Noriko: I love you!

Dec 25

Scallops

Aconcit: The west nile virus is good with sour cream.

Aconcit: Mom: hit my box every three times

Noriko: Hit my vagina every three times

Aconcit: box = sour cream
Aconcit: Every three thrusts

Aconcit: It was a failes innueno okay

Sep 19

FUUUUUCKING

Twenty years old.

Sep 18

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OOH RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE, I’VE BEEN GOOD TODAY SO I DESERVE IT

BUT IT’S SO UNHEALTHY! MAYBE I CAN CANCEL IT OUT WITH A CELERY STICK

OK WHAT IF I JOG IN PLACE WHILE I EAT A CELERY STICK…

MMM RASPBERRY CHEESECAKE-

I want

 Beef Jerky.

I’m going to make myself a sandwich.

Sep 06

Kidult

  Child, they manipulating you. You’re being charmed child! Their collection of masks look mighty fine. They squeeze your efforts out and leave the dried core to rest. They’re making a new pitchin’ mound to reinforce the old exposed broken one child. I’m warning you child, don’t be foolin’ around with them.

lol Naw they coo.

Watchoo gon do?

Sep 05

Book signing party

 I feel anger and hate for the first time in a long time.

Also I tried these new fizzy skittles and they’re disgusting. They leave this excess foam in your mouth.

Sep 04

A concerned mother fucker.

I hate the sensitive moods my medication have put me in. I hate blaming things on chemicals but I really feel they’ve fucked me over again. Not to say I wouldn’t be sad without it, but I feel like I could control myself better if I didn’t have this penalty. I think the one thing I care about is coming to an end. I don’t know if I’ll stick around as Aconcit for long as I’m too weak to handle this.