Ants in the pants
I felt a bug crawling in my boxers so I changed them.
NORIKO: Why are you moving around so much?
ACONCIT: I’m changing my boxers.
NORIKO: Wat. Why?
ACONCIT: I felt an ant in there. I don’t want it to crawl…up there.
NORIKO: ………
ACONCIT: >_<
NORIKO: You can’t say “crawl up my butt”? What are you five?
ACONCIT: …>_<.. It sounded stupid as it was..