Thinking of things to do with the alleged hunk of skin on my back.
Noriko: lmfao My hands just grab a bunch of skin
In the end I can use it as a blanket
Aconcit: I just got over having a hump back or something.
Noriko: Can I use it as a blanket
Aconcit: Of course. I can also grab it and spread it out so I can fly like a flying squirrel.
Noriko: And when you get out of the shower you have to wring it out to dry
Aconcit: I just use it as a shower cap.
Noriko: It flies in the wind
You use it as a sail on a boat
Aconcit: I work at the fire department to catch people falling out of burning buildings.
Noriko: You use it as a fire blanket
Aconcit: I can do a somersault and go into morph ball mode.
Noriko: You use it as a mattress o_o
Make sure that after washing it you put it on tumble dry low
Aconcit: Or I could use it as a doo rag.
Noriko: You use it as a sleeping bag
Kids use it to play hide and seek
Aconcit: I could use it as a hoppity hop!

Noriko: You could use it as a cape.
Aconcit: I’d have my own Jabba the Hutt cosplay
Noriko: You could be Rapunzel and instead of your hair you’d let down your back.
*Noriko starts laughing and then says this:*
Noriko:You know what would be funny? If instead of Repunzel’s hair she let out her butt cheeks. Like two butt cheeks just fall down to the prince.
Aconcit: What?